By now you know what we all know – Safari Jake is trapped in some alternate dimension. Who could have suspected that post-apocalyptic zombies from a parallel dimension would have been revealed as we were recovering Safari Jake right around Halloween?
Well, we weren’t able to get him then, but we are recalibrating. We have a plan – a plan for recovering Safari Jake.
Benevolent Zombies and Toxic Acid Lords
So, as hard as it is to wrap our brains around, it seems that somehow Safari Jake stumbled into a temporal anomaly. This placed him in a different version of earth – one that both appears to have suffered from a worldwide apocalyptic event, and appears to either look different, or look different when viewed from our world – almost like a game.
I know this all sounds fantastical, but we are simply trying to piece together what we can observe with the limited “glitching” around the area Safari Jake was last seen. Sadly, our ability to see him didn’t last long.
The good news is that it appears Safari Jake is okay. The bad news is that there appear to be zombies. The good news is they appear to be friendly. The bad news is we don’t know if all of them are. The good news is the ones we’ve been able to catch a glimpse of appear to be. The bad news is for the brief moments we saw those benevolent zombies they were being chased by toxic acid lords.
I’m sorry. I’m rambling. I’m worried about recovering Safari Jake. It’s been tough figuring out what to do, but we’ve come up with a plan.
Finding Out More
First, our science team and tech teams are working together to observe the location of the anomaly. They are gathering as much information as they can. They will be watching for any signs that will assist them in recovering Safari Jake.
Secondly, we’re going to carry on and continue to help families enjoy positive, active experiences together with tips, tricks, and techniques. It’s what Safari Jake would want us to do. That and get him out of there. Of course, that was step one.
Lastly, we need to find out more about these zombies. We received several emails from our fans alerting us to a communication they received at the end of last month. Halloween, actually. It seems that we may be able to learn more about them, right here, and from what I understand, it can help you learn how to not only get things done, but have a blast doing it.
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Maybe you can help us in recovering Safari Jake. We hope we can bring him home soon.